Haiku is over
No more syllables are left
When fat lady sings

Web server room keys
Couldn't find them anywhere
404 error

The Wendy's Frosty
It's chocolate or vanilla
I always get both

Pigs in a blanket
All snoozing, snuggly and warm
Darn, can't eat them now

Piano forte
You just need a piano
And some big blankets

A hard song to sing
U.S. National Anthem
Francis Scott Off-key

Turning Japanese
Yes, I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

The sugar rush from
A McDonald's McGriddle
Could light up Pittsburgh

2/2/22
At 2:22 PM
But it's not Tuesday

2022
Can only be better than
2021