All we are saying
Said the veggie John Lennon
Is give peas a chance

What's in the circus
And has a trunk but no key
That's irrelevant

Classical music
Caviar and a fine wine
All this needs is You

In times of trouble
Back to where it once belonged
The Let It Be film

It's not a seagull
When it flies over the bay
Then it's a bagel

(bay-gull)

Fast food mystery
What part of the chicken is
Chicken McNuggets

2 peas in a pod
One pea says to the other
What're you in for?

The word chocolate
Has how many syllables?
Screw it, give me some

The lack of haiku
Does not indicate trouble
Just ran out of puns

Being young at heart
Means you can remember it
But you can't do it