Orville and Wilbur
Two Wrights sometimes make a wrong
We lost your luggage

We must remember
Stop and smell the White Castle
Hamburgers and fries

Pizza by the slice
Sausage and pepperoni
The way to my heart

Customer service
Terrible music on hold
Goes on forever

Dad made a sandwich
Mom's sandwiches are better
Dad's was just a sub

Japanese noodles
If I lived in Tokyo
I'd eat nothing else

An itch you can't scratch
A goal just out of your reach
I'll take Benadryl

You know what they say
Be careful what you wish for
You just might get it

Fish sticks for dinner
They're better in the oven
But zapped also good

First law of snack food
If the name ends in "eetos"
It is snarf-worthy