Cars that take their time
Going thru short left-turn lights
Really piss me off

The North wind blows cold
Bad things on the horizon
I'll wear a jacket

The worst thing about
Writing haiku is when you
Run out of sylla...

Another hump day
We have to slog thru it but
Camels love this day

Star Wars A New Hope
Was great the first time around
Please stop changing it

Sausage McMuffin
Today was really greasy
Best breakfast ever

Does anybody
Watch Superbowl half-time show?
Time for bathroom break

Superbowl Sunday
Which commercial will be best?
Oh, there's football too

It's time for breakfast
Breakfast burritos are not
Really Mexican

John Paul George Ringo
Changed rock music forever
Frickin geniuses