Superbowl Sunday
Which commercial will be best?
Oh, there's football too

It's time for breakfast
Breakfast burritos are not
Really Mexican

John Paul George Ringo
Changed rock music forever
Frickin geniuses

McDonald's drive thru
Cars don't pull all the way up
That drives me crazy

They say when you die
That you can't take it with you
I want mine to go

The meaning of life
We're all searching for it like
Biscuits and gravy

Biscuits and gravy
Avoiding me on purpose
Playing hard to get

Got a hankering
For some biscuits and gravy
Maybe tomorrow

Sitting in the cold
Waiting for table at Nat's
Need pastrami now!

Also by the way
Using "haiku" in haiku
Is perfectly cool