The tiny tacos
At Jack in the Box are now
My new fave junk food

How come you always
Spill something on yourself when
You're in a white shirt?

Objects in haiku
Are bigger than they appear
Keep looking forward

Cars that take their time
Going thru short left-turn lights
Really piss me off

The North wind blows cold
Bad things on the horizon
I'll wear a jacket

The worst thing about
Writing haiku is when you
Run out of sylla...

Another hump day
We have to slog thru it but
Camels love this day

Star Wars A New Hope
Was great the first time around
Please stop changing it

Sausage McMuffin
Today was really greasy
Best breakfast ever

Does anybody
Watch Superbowl half-time show?
Time for bathroom break