Poetic license
Sometimes needed in haiku
Mine has expired

Time waits for no one
You can't make up for lost time
It's time for a nap

Obituaries
My name is not there today
The drinks are on me

I sit and wonder
Why my life is so crazy
Just lucky, I guess

Parental warning
Some instruments rated R
Sax and violins

On Mt. Olympus
The Greek Gods eat ambrosia
But we have pizza

How did we ever
Find anything anywhere
Before Google Maps?

Local McDonald's
Is getting a remodel
Lipstick on a pig

Neither dough nor nuts
Donuts need a better name
How 'bout Cake Bagels?

One hour parking
Violaters will be towed
Don't touch my Mustang