Simple things in life
Good book, quiet times, best friends,
And a cheese pizza

I'm really sorry
Could not write haiku today
No more syllables

At a traffic light
Green means go and red means stop
Yellow means speed up

All first responders
Owed a debt of gratitude
Thumbs up, guys and gals!

Performing magic
All about misdirection
Just like politics

Speed bumps in the road
You have to slow down sometimes
Or you'll break something

Little bag goes in
Hot buttered popcorn comes out
Microwave magic

An old proverb says
Those who live in glass houses
Should always wear pants

When it rains it pours
But that figures because I
Just had my car washed

Feeling a bit lost?
You don't need ruby slippers
There's no place like home