It's often noted
No good deed goes unpunished
Do it anyway

We call them fish sticks
In England they're fish fingers
Gives me a haddock

I saw someone trip
While they were crossing the street
It was the asphalt

Grass always greener
The other side of the street
They have AstroTurf

Watching government
Trying to get something done
Like watching paint dry

Haiku are like clouds
Sometimes you see things in them
Sometimes they're just clouds

Burger King hash browns
Are really just tater tots
False spudvertising

Tropical pizza
Dole on the pineapple chunks!
Hawaii with it

(Guest submission)

I can't imagine
Pineapple on a pizza
It should be a crime

If you're listening
Guys over there at Sonic
Please! One in L.A.!