The fork in the road
No matter which way you choose
Bad news for your tires

The road less taken
Google Maps said go this way
Find pizza near me

Wikipedia
Holds all of the world's knowledge
But has no wisdom

McDonald's french fries
Or Burger King onion rings?
The jury's still out

A long time ago
Galaxy far, far away
May 4th be with you

Der Weinerschnitzel
They have a fake German name
But the best hot dogs

Fly me to the Moon
I don't think that counts towards
Frequent flyer miles

We love dogs and cats
They say dogs are man's best friend
Cats couldn't care less

Sometimes these haiku
Can get a little silly
But then, so can life

What's sauce for the goose
Also sauce for the gander
Watch your tail feathers