What is a sammich?
It's like a plain old sandwich
But it's got more crust

Subway sammiches
Tuna is my favorite
Make mine a foot-long

Five basic food groups
Pizza, burgers, wings, french fries
And the healthy stuff

My doctors tell me
Don't eat fried food for awhile
I'm a no-fry zone

Japanese cooking
Hot oil, veggies and some meat
A wok in progress

Burger on bagel
Ketchup leaks out the middle
Relish these moments

On Mt. Olympus
The Greek Gods eat ambrosia
But we have pizza

Local McDonald's
Is getting a remodel
Lipstick on a pig

Neither dough nor nuts
Donuts need a better name
How 'bout Cake Bagels?

The tiny tacos
At Jack in the Box are now
My new fave junk food