Burger on bagel
Ketchup leaks out the middle
Relish these moments

On Mt. Olympus
The Greek Gods eat ambrosia
But we have pizza

Local McDonald's
Is getting a remodel
Lipstick on a pig

Neither dough nor nuts
Donuts need a better name
How 'bout Cake Bagels?

The tiny tacos
At Jack in the Box are now
My new fave junk food

Sausage McMuffin
Today was really greasy
Best breakfast ever

McDonald's drive thru
Cars don't pull all the way up
That drives me crazy

Biscuits and gravy
Avoiding me on purpose
Playing hard to get

Got a hankering
For some biscuits and gravy
Maybe tomorrow

Just confirmed with friend
Gonna have pizza tonight
Should lift my spirits