Making chicken shmaltz
Just take away all the fat
Tasty gribenes

(This haiku certified Kosher)

If nooks and crannies
Are the holes in a muffin
Why two names, one thing?

Hot matzo ball soup
Pastrami on rye sandwich
And a nice glass tea

Chicken Cordon Bleu
Filet Mignon, Rack of Lamb
You want fries with that?

Picnics, barbeque
Hot dogs, burgers and ice cream
I love the summer!

Kaiser, chiabatta
Sesame seed, don't stop me
I am on a roll

As American
As baseball and apple pie
Meatballs on pizza

Ice cream truck goes by
Little kids scream with delight
Summer's almost here!

Even worst pizza
Is better than no pizza
Hold on... Maybe not

McDonald's french fries
Or Burger King onion rings?
The jury's still out