Kaiser, chiabatta
Sesame seed, don't stop me
I am on a roll

As American
As baseball and apple pie
Meatballs on pizza

Ice cream truck goes by
Little kids scream with delight
Summer's almost here!

Even worst pizza
Is better than no pizza
Hold on... Maybe not

McDonald's french fries
Or Burger King onion rings?
The jury's still out

Der Weinerschnitzel
They have a fake German name
But the best hot dogs

We call them fish sticks
In England they're fish fingers
Gives me a haddock

Burger King hash browns
Are really just tater tots
False spudvertising

Tropical pizza
Dole on the pineapple chunks!
Hawaii with it

(Guest submission)

I can't imagine
Pineapple on a pizza
It should be a crime