Was hatching a plan
For more haiku about eggs
But they got scrambled

Never egg-spected
That eggs could be so funny
They just crack me up

Haiku about eggs
Unless I just chicken out
I don't get the yolk

A sliced bagel, cheese
Tomato sauce, oven baked
The pizza bagel

At Jack in the Box
Grande sausage burrito
Om nom nom nom nom

Making chicken shmaltz
Just take away all the fat
Tasty gribenes

(This haiku certified Kosher)

If nooks and crannies
Are the holes in a muffin
Why two names, one thing?

Hot matzo ball soup
Pastrami on rye sandwich
And a nice glass tea

Chicken Cordon Bleu
Filet Mignon, Rack of Lamb
You want fries with that?

Picnics, barbeque
Hot dogs, burgers and ice cream
I love the summer!