McDonald's hotcakes
The first thing in the morning
Great way to wake up

This is not gouda
I'm afraid it's all my fault
It's nacho problem

It's getting cheesey
I promise no more cheese puns
And that will be grate

My computer's mouse
Stopping at pictures of cheese
Pointing out the whey

Highway accident
A big cheese truck overturned
De brie everywhere

A filet o' fish
It's just for the halibut
Puns make me hungry

Today is pi day
The date is 3.14
Now I want pizza

It's not a seagull
When it flies over the bay
Then it's a bagel

(bay-gull)

Fast food mystery
What part of the chicken is
Chicken McNuggets

Double Cheeseburger
The greatest invention since
God created cows