Treat you like a queen
If you'll be my Valentine
For today only

Black cat crossed my path
Don't walk under a ladder
Friday the 13th

KFC Chicken
ABS Braking System
ATM Machine

A repeating date
Doesn't happen that often
2/6/26

Not really chipmunks
Alvin, Simon, Theodore
Just David Seville

Eleven inches
Of snow back east last weekend
Don't miss that at all!

LA this weekend
Will be the warmest ever
In January

If nobody sees
Adam Forrest take a fall
Does he make a sound?

Isaac Asimov
Said beware the smart robots
I think it's too late

Who is this guy Al
We keep hearing all about?
That was a font pun