It's getting cheesey
I promise no more cheese puns
And that will be grate

My computer's mouse
Stopping at pictures of cheese
Pointing out the whey

Highway accident
A big cheese truck overturned
De brie everywhere

Wordle is six tries
To guess a five letter word
More fun than haiku

It's so easy to
Interrupt my train of thought
I'm on the wrong track

Mickey Dolenz sang
Take the last train to Clarksville
I'm a believer

Really, it's not you
Don't take this personally
I hate everyone

Being retired
Like being on vacation
No boss, but no pay

I'm tired of writing haiku
Gonna switch to something that's new
The poems will rhyme
And now all the time
This site will have limericks too

April Fools!

A filet o' fish
It's just for the halibut
Puns make me hungry