Being young at heart
Means you can remember it
But you can't do it

Today's my birthday
I have ties older than you
But I'm young at heart

Double Cheeseburger
The greatest invention since
God created cows

Jolly Green Giant
Grows corn on the mountainside
Peas in the valley

It's now Mpox, says
World Health Organization
WHO are they kidding?

A new TV show
Hey, hey, we're the Monkey Pox!
Comedy ensues

When I was a kid
Mumps, Measles and Chicken Pox
Were out to get you

Either it's Covid
Or now it's the Monkey Pox
Please do not touch me

State capitol names
Can't remember? Mom can help
Juneau? Alaska.

Just my luck, the light
at the end of the tunnel
is oncoming train