I'm tired of writing haiku
Gonna switch to something that's new
The poems will rhyme
And now all the time
This site will have limericks too

April Fools!

A filet o' fish
It's just for the halibut
Puns make me hungry

Pluto demoted
Reclassified dwarf planet
Ninth planet fans pissed

(...and Mickey Mouse fans)

Faith and begorrah
A happy St. Patrick's Day!
Kiss me I'm Irish

Today is pi day
The date is 3.14
Now I want pizza

Friday the 13th
Was now two months in a row
That must be bad luck

The big blue marble
Tiny spec in outer space
Blink and you'll miss it

Look up in the sky
Earth's shadow eclipses moon
Blood moon on the rise

The sun shines brightly
Onto the lush green forest
Wind whispers above

My car's license plates
Say California on them
Written in lipstick